So what's Thomas been up to lately?
Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.
Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.
by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict
by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

Brian is a guy with the biggest butt to ever live his butt is so huge it jiggles every time he walks. He is also super sexy his hands are always sweaty cause he’s to sexy for his own body. He Loves to shake his butt in the shower sexy Brian sexy Brian he also loves to throw himself down the stairs. Brian is just a crazy chicken man. I rate 10/10
by Whhwhwjwuwkendb February 6, 2022

The best athlete to ever play the game of football. 6'4 and standing at 205 pounds, he's a great deep threat and can dust his defender with his long strides. Clearly overshadowed by Malik Nabers and Drew Graves (😤🍃) Also won the award for most attractive man back to back to back starting in 2021. 63 catches for 1,117 yards and 17 tds, leading the fcs. Best receiver to ever come out of LSU, hometown being Walker, Louisiana.
by BrianThomasfrfr January 26, 2024

the best, you will often see him hanging out with introverts. he's never sexist, and will know if something is wrong. never let him go.
by lixiesfreckles March 13, 2021

A "Brian Moment" can be used in two different ways. It is typically added at the end of a sentence. It can define anything even slightly out of the ordinary, or weird (Similar to the "Only at Miller Grove" meme), or it can be used to describe when a teammate in a competitive sport/game does something counter-productive to your team. (ex. Scoring on your own net in soccer). If you see anything out of the ordinary happen around you, instead of ignoring it, please feel free to say "Brian Moment" to whatever happened.
Example 1: Hey, did you see that guy own-goal? That's a Brian Moment!
Example 2: If somebody aggressively shit their pants during class, that would be classified as a Brian Moment.
Example 3: Somebody drops something. You could reply to that by saying "Brian Moment"
Example 2: If somebody aggressively shit their pants during class, that would be classified as a Brian Moment.
Example 3: Somebody drops something. You could reply to that by saying "Brian Moment"
by Sacculish November 16, 2020
