glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

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glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

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Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

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glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.

by Talking Goat June 20, 2003

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Your boat is shit

This means your a bundalengers gall
If your boat isn’t shit then ur not all that

‘Yo b your boat is shit ‘

by Hstickytoky September 1, 2021

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Detailing her boat

To give a woman oral sex. Eating pussy.

Yeah, I pounded Kellie’s asshole last night while she detailed Kathleen’s boat! It was awesome!

Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!

by Richter Ass April 21, 2021

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