Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.
by Straightliner April 22, 2008
Get the blumpkin mug.by carolinizzle June 25, 2005
Get the blump mug.When a man has anal sex with a woman, fecal matters get on his dick, and the woman then gives him a blow job with the fecal matter still on his dick.
"Last night I was pounding my girl in the ass when I felt something warm on my dick. She shit on my dick, so I made her give me a reverse blumpkin to clean it up."
by brandilizzz October 22, 2008
Get the reverse blumpkin mug.When you post on Facebook and two seconds to one hour later someone posts under it and says they could, would, should, but gotta, work, shave, cry, or they would totally get involved.
Dude! I just posted two seconds ago and fuckin' "so and so" already says they gotta work, shave, cry. Now no one else will touch this post with a ten foot keyboard. Fuckin' blumpkin'd my shit!!!
by GUY FORGET August 11, 2014
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Get the thro-blumpkin mug.by liltootie24 August 6, 2009
Get the blumpkin mug.A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.
by NegativeCreep February 27, 2008
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