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Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door
Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago
by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016
mugGet the Shit-bearmug.

Scomma bear

One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat
That scomma bear is crazy
by carriekid1 September 3, 2010
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bear crawl

I dare you to look like a idiot, bear crawl
by Thetheaknc n adchb April 8, 2017
mugGet the bear crawlmug.

Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian
We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.
by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012
mugGet the Charity Bearmug.

Build-A-Bear

A (playful) term/phrase that refers to FTM or trans-masculine individuals who begin taking testosterone (gender affirming hormones) AND start an intensive work-out routine at the same time; the joke being that the person in question is “building” themselves into a “bear” (bear as in a hairy and/or large gay man.)
Person 1: “Did I tell you I ran into Ed at the gym yesterday? He looked like he was hitting the weights really hard.”
Person 2: “Good for him, if I were just starting on T I’d be excited to bulk up too!”
Person 1: “LOL yeah, talk about Build-A-Bear tho.”
by CountFlagula January 3, 2023
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Roux Bear

The coolest dude to ever walk the face of the earth. You are lucky to have lived if you have ever met a Roux Bear. He is always there to give kisses and shoulder to cry on. Loves to swim in the bayou with his girl Zita. Not a good listener.....acts like a T-rex. Even though he likes to lick his dick and fart in your general direction, everyone loves his love!!!
by chlln22 March 9, 2010
mugGet the Roux Bearmug.

Bear insurance

your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.
I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.
by Pseudonym# March 5, 2013
mugGet the Bear insurancemug.

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