Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
Get the Bear Honeymug. Bobby is a nickname given to someone named robert. Bear means something cute; littlen ice and adorable. So, it means a cute guy that is amazing in every way.
by kdubbbaby June 4, 2009
Get the bobby bearmug. A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.
by Stephen W. Thomas July 16, 2008
Get the Woodland Bearmug. A fag hag for bears. Like, that fag hag is in love with her gay. That bear tick is in love with her gay.
by Norcross03 September 22, 2013
Get the Bear Tickmug. The coolest dude to ever walk the face of the earth. You are lucky to have lived if you have ever met a Roux Bear. He is always there to give kisses and shoulder to cry on. Loves to swim in the bayou with his girl Zita. Not a good listener.....acts like a T-rex. Even though he likes to lick his dick and fart in your general direction, everyone loves his love!!!
by chlln22 March 9, 2010
Get the Roux Bearmug. by Pseudonym# March 5, 2013
Get the Bear insurancemug. by Defringed July 10, 2010
Get the Lemur Bearmug.