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Blowjob

A sex act in which the male genitalia is taken by the female mouth, it is important to note this is not considered cheating if the male in question has a B in his name
I gave Ben a blowjob, but it wasn't cheating
by Coolkid01020202 November 30, 2018
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Blocky blowjob

The act of receiving head, or a blowjob, while playing some insane tetris games.
“Babe it’s time for my daily blocky blowjob!”
by maozengdong April 26, 2024
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Blowjob

"Give that man the blowjob he deserves!"
by Ciara:P February 6, 2021
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national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.
Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?
by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022
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Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.
by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010
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Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )
Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob
by Noo0bMaster69 December 7, 2020
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Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.
"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."
by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020
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