Blowjob

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before

Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob

by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022

farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022

devil's blowjob

When the partner eats spicy food and forgets to wash their hands and mouth before giving felatio.

We went for a cheeky nandos for our date and she proceeded to give me a devil's blowjob in the bathroom

by shivshov April 24, 2022

Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.

Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

by JesterRP May 5, 2022

national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.

Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?

by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022

National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day

John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo

by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022

Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise

"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022