son of a monkey biter

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.

*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

by gazingupwards May 2, 2008

Double Snake bites

Four piercings, two on either side of the lower lip. Usually seen on 'Emo' or 'Scene' kids.

Mikey: Check out my double snake bites! I just got them done.
Blaize: Wow, they look totally hot! I love the rings you have in them!

by Dana-Lynne January 10, 2007

pillow biter

when someone is taking it up the ass, and can't handle it. so they bite a pillow, and scream into it.

there are a lot of pillow biters in a certain city, which shall not be named because they'll all give this a 'thumbs down'.

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you

Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.

I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.

by fonty July 11, 2010

ear biter

derogatory term for a severely mentally retarded person.Awindow licker.

Aww look at him on that bus.He looks like he's trying to bite his ear off as well as clean the window.

by adam March 17, 2004

arm biter

Someone who would rather bite off their own arm than risk waking the (surprisingly ugly when viewed sober) person lying on it in order to escape.

Bob realised he was an arm biter on the morning he woke up next to a whalepig he had woken up next to after a rather large drunken mistake.

by whale pic September 25, 2005

kegel bites

1)When a girl is giving a man head...Whilst the man kegels, the girl bites.

2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.

3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.

Xavier: Kegel bites? I was one time railing this chick from behind, and she kegel bit my dick off.

Nathaniel: Get out of my house.

by Mike the Gay January 11, 2008