Austin

He’s on call with me and I don’t know what’s going on and he has hoes

Austin: I’m not a hoe
Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, and girl 3

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020

Austin

Friends with Colton

Has hoes

Like a lot of hoes

Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl one, girl two, girl 3

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020

Austin

Has hoes

Like a lot

Is friends with Colton

Will never find this

Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, girl 3, rylee

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020

Austin

A blonde boy who loves a certain blonde girl, he is truly in love with her

Austin is in love with Akira.

by Creamcreamcreamycream November 4, 2021

Austin

KS❤️🔐

Austin loves KS❤️🔐

by Fieoddjfj November 6, 2021

austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

Austin-truaxing

When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit

Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.

by Maybe Swifty? September 12, 2021