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Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jasonate

1. To take over an event while not caring about anybody else's time.

2. Cause a meeting to go over it's alloted time while rambling on.
He's about to jasonate this meeting, I've got shit to do right afterwards.

This meeting ws supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but here he goes, jasonating like always.
by Friday 2 Tuesday December 8, 2023
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Jason

bro did you know jason has a fat ass cock
by qirval November 23, 2021
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jason

jason is the best dude in the world. he is so frickin quirky and he got poggers and swaggers.
omg its jason
by t-series1094 November 24, 2021
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Jason Eisler

Domain Name Advisor - DNadvisor.com
Domain Name Advisor - Is a boutique digital asset consulting & marketing firm.
Assisting Small & Medium size businesses with growing their online presence.
by Domain Name Advisor May 13, 2021
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Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.
My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!
by Daniyo January 28, 2021
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jason

jason is a cuck. is probably in love with a girl in his class but is too big of a cuck to talk to ask her out. also is kind of retarded and does not have good grades
person 1: jason is a cuck
person 2: yes
by busdriverflex October 31, 2020
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