Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Daving

The act of pooping at a friends house after just arriving, often leaving skid marks.

I’m Daving to leave a poop at Lewis’s house when I arrive.

by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023

Lisa&Dave

Cutiest couple alive

Lisa&Dave are Married!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Dave

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation

An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.

The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.

Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.

Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”

Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!

by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025

pull a Dave Seville

To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).

My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

Dave tillie

What everyone be smoking on these days

Man pass me that Dave tillie

by Guywithbigboner March 26, 2023