When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.
"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!
by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011
Get the Stretchy 8mug. by Roadkill526 September 8, 2022
Get the September 8mug. This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.
Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:
I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.
*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji
May 8: are you flirting with me right now
you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever
May 8:
I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.
*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji
May 8: are you flirting with me right now
you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever
by anonymous June 9, 2021
Get the May 8mug. by Kuken123 November 7, 2019
Get the November 8mug. by Steve2873 September 2, 2022
Get the October 8mug. by Banana_Milkshake November 8, 2019
Get the November 8mug. by Higashikata Josuke August 17, 2018
Get the 8==D~({})mug.