8==================================================================================================================================================D

the longest penis on urban dictionary, new world record

he put my big ol 8==================================================================================================================================================D into my ( ( {|} ) )

by Muskonind May 19, 2019

MTM 8

The MTM 8, also known as the Loader, is a robotic loader used in the Black Mesa Research Facility to handle crates and other objects, as well as other tasks.

Doctor Methers:I programmed that MTM 8.
Nigel the Builder:I built it.
Doctor Freeman:I saw it.

by Ethan Hong Long Nguyen September 22, 2012

Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011

September 8

THE QUEEN FUCKIN DIED

Oh shit of fuck she died on September 8 oh shit oh fuck

by Roadkill526 September 8, 2022

May 8

This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.

Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:

I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.

*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji

May 8: are you flirting with me right now

you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever

by anonymous June 9, 2021

March 8

The day in which many beautiful girls we’re born including this belgium girl called mîna

March 8 hey it’s my girl’s birthday

by Issamejondrouin September 4, 2017

November 8

National boys don’t drink day!

”Are coming to the party on november 8?”
”No, it’s national boys don’t drink day”

by Kuken123 November 7, 2019