Ring Lord

A word that means Lord of the Bum rings. In other words, someone who is obsessed with Bum rings/holes.

Person 1: Want to have anal?
Person 2: No, you ring lord!

by Fumblelina April 12, 2011

ring 'ole

The anus, of any human or animal. Used in slang; another name for, ass or arse. Used by Australian Lads or Adlays.

"Up ye ring 'ole ye cunt!"

by ~~TrEa-OnEr~~ July 12, 2006

bell ringing

pretty much just rythming slang for minging

did you c that guy? he was bell ringing

by spanky franky May 25, 2004

to ring the doorbell

to fart or break wind

I have to ring the doorbell.

by Toni April 11, 2005

ring sting

After A Female/Male has sex doggy style the one that has been fucked up the arse's arse gets hurt and stings, that is why they call it RING sting.

Dude 1#-Oh man i just got fucked up the arse and my arse hurts like shit!
Dude 2#-Huh, you must have ring sting then, your fault for being a fucking gay man.

by Hector3453 January 9, 2008

Lord of the Rings

1)An arse lovin, poo punchin, butt stabbing, fudge packing professional
2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.

1)Getcha dick outta my ass dammit, I ain't no fricken Lord of the Rings.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).

by Big Babycakes May 24, 2006

Lord of the Rings

The ultimate accomplishment for a male against that of the female species. Used when denoting completed sexual acts against either a girlfriend or other female relation, and only claimed when the 3 key rings have been conquered (vag, anal, gobby) or other combo of 3 where the shape of entrance forms an O (Ring).

Person 1: Hey man! my bitch finally let me travel down to brown town
Person 2: HAHAHA nice, your definitely the Lord of the Rings bro!

by MasterOfNothing May 9, 2008