Cock porch

Big gut over hanging someone's dick

Check out the cock porch on Wayne. He really let himself go.

by Jabroni272 January 6, 2026

Huge cock

A very large male chicken

Person 1: "dude, my girlfriend has a huge cock"

Person 2: "I want a divorce"

by Strawbunnyhoney March 29, 2025

Cock smegal

When you kick someone in the balls and they hunch over and holding there precious.

She kicked me in the balls and I cock smegaled for like 20 mins.

Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.

by Moonmaster111 March 30, 2025

Cock A Long

When a french british algerian undercover coppa falls for her target and cant follow through with the arrest

Amelie is a cock a long

by BONDY95 March 30, 2025

Cock. A. Long

A Cock. A. Long is a british french algerian undercover coppa/MI6 agent who finds their target so funny they cannot follow through with their assignment to arrest or assasinate.

Amelie Webb is a Cock. A. Long

by BONDY95 March 30, 2025

Cock Molt

The top layer of skin on the cock begins to peel from lack of lubrication and excessive friction from absurd amounts of intercourse.

Jon and Beth were sexting when he realized he had "cock molt" from the previous weekend's sexcapade in a hotel.

by jonnycripp420 April 2, 2025

Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025