Mikros Sok Me Karkino

A hot-ass rizzler, but in the middle of an academic cumback. Has studied unemployment and has a PHD in italian brainrot. He is commonly bald.

- "Hey look at that Mikros Sok Me Karkino!! He is such a sexy-ass bitch."
- "Hey what's he watching on his phone though? I think it's that Tralalero Tralala with his blue shoes."

by Tha fas xilo August 18, 2025

Rehab me

Restoration if your mental, physical or spiritual health.

"I am so stressed, rehab me!". "Really out of shape. Rehab me." "God isn't trough with me yet! Rehab me.".

by John Trek November 12, 2015

cash me outside how bou dat

When 1 guy is depressed and NEEDS cash now

Mike- U are going to be demoted

John- U know what, cash me outside how bou dat

by Kerrrrrrrrcccccchhhhhhhoooo February 18, 2017

Swiggle Me Balls

Yarr well y'be swigglin an swagglin and then all of a sudden...!!

Yarr swiggle me balls ya fuckin fruit loop

by loose gannon January 31, 2025

If it's good enough for me it's good enough for you

Lyrics from another song that plays on the radio at work, however, you don't apply that logic to your wife, you only apply it to remedial labor because ONE OF US is a cardinal contributor to the current model of AI and YOU (and not me) have to keep working after I'm credited and paid. It is a completely selfish thing you are doing and you're doing it because you suck and I do not. It's not for your daughter. It's not for your kids. You want to be better and you are not that. You went into this thinking one thing and now it is clear that you were wrong.

Hym "The logic of 'If it's good enough for me it's good enough for you'breaks down when you realize it only applies to labor. You don't have to let me fuck your wife or go without sex but if you try to force me to work even those I don't actually have to, the fact that you're doing it isn't something I have to ignore. I'm not living your lives with you. No matter what you do or say. You may have tricked your dumb whore of a wife or girlfriend into doing it with you but I don't have to do it with you. So I won't."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

Me

If you're fine with it happening to me, why shouldn't you be fine with it ALSO HAPPENING TO YOU? Dumb. You motherfuckers are dumb.

A retard "But moms and catholics aren't bad! They shouldn't be doing it to them..."

Hym "Or anyone else?"

A retard "Well... Um... Maybe if it only happens to YOU... And NOT me... Then it'll be fine..."

Hym "Yeah, no, it's never going to only happen to me. It's never only going to 'people LIKE me.' And Catholics and Moms are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. What did they do? Fuck a fat cock, and nothing else. Not a claim to virtue or innocence. And Catholics, with all the kids they're molesting... I mean, I've molested 0 kids... Yet now that the government is doing it to people instead of random undisclosed people.... And they're doing it more broadly to PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN TYPE... Instead of A GUY of a certain type... Now it's a problem... Because now you're a part of a group that it's to whom it's happening... We gotta make videos about it and vote a certain way now... We gotta rally together because the thing that was happening to ME... Is now happening to you..."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Hear me out

Basically saying that they want a person/character to do unholy things

Person a: "hear me out... Branch from trolls"
Person b: "shut the fuck up"

by anonymous January 15, 2024