James the Ohio man

A sexy man from Northeast Ohio by the name of James. He is known for his great knowledge of firearms and firearm safety. He is a big advocate for the 2nd amendment and putting BBQ sauce on everything he eats.

Hey look, it's James the Ohio man eating chicken fingers at a restaurant again with BBQ sauce talking about guns.

by The Ohio Man January 14, 2021

hand rubbing man

hand rubbing man is a man that rubs his hands together very nice like, elegant like, and sexy like.

son: Hey dad who is hand rubbing man?
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!

by Handrubbingman March 2, 2020

Fat-man Burrito

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.

Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.

by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.

Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*

by Barrel_ racer 202 February 14, 2015

skinny man syndrome

Guys who vary from short to average height, always very skinny/low in bodyweight. They tend to be verbally and physically very aggressive in order to compensate for their feeble figure, that of which they closely correlate with their self-worth. They slam their desks when playing video games, curse out their so-called friends, and basically rage at the slightest inconvenience in life. They're usually white, have almost never been beaten as a child, and have absolutely no respect for themselves or anybody else. It's basically the more severe version of napoleon syndrome.

Henry: Yo, I heard slamming and screaming noises the whole night and I'm was on the other side of the hall.
Roommate: Ya thats my roommate, Jack, he has skinny man syndrome

by Hamburger harold November 4, 2021

Johnny welly man

A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. He’s the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.

Person 1: “saw Johnny welly man today”
Person 2: “what a unit.”

by BigGman347 December 18, 2019

Simple Salary Man

A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.

This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.

Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.

Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.

Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.

by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020