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Gay Tax

Noun- a tax that the gays are required to take from everyone (the tax being a chip...from anybody around that has one)
Hey, "gay tax" I need one of those chips!"
by Power trooper February 11, 2024
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gay social anxiety

The social anxiety gays feel about interacting with other gays, especially at a crowded lgbt establishment such as a gay bar or club.
My gay friend: Hey wanna go to (gay bar name) tonight?
Me (also gay): I can’t deal with all these gays tonight, too much gay social anxiety.
by Dill_111 February 11, 2024
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the two boys in my class that share the same brain cell and act gay when they think no one is watching and makes free israel and hitla jokes
"Wtf r they doing" "oh they're just being homophobic gay 14 yr old edgelords😈🥶"
by shmiigyツ February 12, 2024
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Gay group sex

What a bunch of guys do when they’re all horny. Sometimes a circle jerk, sometimes a gangbang.

The locker room was often filled with completely naked guys, whipping each other with towels and doing the helicopter with their dicks. Ryker decided he wanted to have more fun. He laid a towel down on a bench and got on top of it so that he was facing up. He grabbed Lance and Peter by their cocks and began jerking them off at a relatively fast pace. Corbin, often referred to as the leader (possibly because of his 8 inch dick compared to the other boys’ 4 and 5 inches), got the memo and shoved the first 3 inches of his dick down Ryker’s throat. Ryker took Corbin’s dick out of his mouth to tell Steven and Aiden to suck his nipples. Ben, a lanky boy with a 7 inch dick got between Ryker’s legs and began thrusting into his ass. Ryker let out a cry of pleasure, barely feeling the pain (that wasn’t the first time something that big was in his hole), then a gasp as he felt a wetness around his own cock. Chris, one of the smallest boys on the team, had started sucking off Ryker and had almost all of it down. Nico, feeling left out, got behind Ben, who was now going even faster, and began rubbing his own 5 incher between Ryker’s feet. He didn’t have a foot fetish, but he did realize that it felt pretty goddamn good, almost like a hand. The locker room was filled with the moans of the boys and the sound of their balls slapping together and cum squirting out.
Eventually, Ben pulled out of Ryker, leaving a gaping hole, and Corbin took his dick out of Ryker’s mouth. Ryker felt like his jaw was locked, but Corbin felt like he had just gotten his dick enlarged from the way that Ryker had been sucking on his dick. The other boys slowly “detached” themselves from Ryker, leaving him on the bench. He had passed out from the pleasure. They decided to leave him with a gift. They gathered around him in a circle, each reaching for the cock of the guy to the right of them, and began jerking each other off. They all came quickly, despite their 20 minute gay group sex session right before. They covered Ryker with cum so that he looked like his sun screen hadn’t been rubbed in. They knew no one would be suspicious of it, because lots of them had stayed to watch. All in all, they felt amazing. They wanted to do it again, but surprisingly, Corbin said that he wanted to be the one lying down this time. Nico smiled inwardly, as he had been wanting to fuck Corbin since he joined the team.
Thanks for reading! I hope you got to cum.
by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024
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Gay sex

Is Roy free today?
No, he is having gay sex.
Bazinga!
by Seniorsex February 13, 2024
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Gay

me
by Danny-Dan Danielz February 13, 2024
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That's so gay bar!

A phrase used to express your opinion on and or reminisce about awesome times! It is often also used to describe people, things, or actions. Synonyms include cool, awesome, dandy, spectacular, unique, dandy, or down right nice !

It is commonly used amongst 20 year olds, heard in Europe and US.
Did you see what Kaylee did yesterday? She is so gay bar!

We had a really gay bar time while catching up with our high school friends in Tuscany!
That's so gay bar! I love it!
by cougstobe February 13, 2024
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