Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

man with one nut

Usually a guy who has been through a lot making them superior in bed with ladies but not so great making babies, which makes them the happiest males.

That man with one nut looks so much happier than I feel.

by Big Slim Islander September 11, 2016

The Gay Man's Shine

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.

"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"

by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021

south east man

A handsome intelligent individual. Is also a 7 man that loves:
Polo,Gold and girls.

Go be with a south east man.

by a 7 man duhh June 1, 2022

Guinea Mans Shuffle

Fresh off the crabbin boat, after your first hit off your meth pipe. Grab your gal and your pound of crabs, proceed to stuff the crabs into your women till they start shuffling around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Tell her "You ain't ready for this meth hound doll"

Guy 1- "get any crabs yesterday?"
Guy 2- "nah bub used em all for the Guinea Mans Shuffle."

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic April 8, 2019

The Kool-aid man

Sex act involving one partner continuously moaning "oh yeah" until they loudly exclame "oh yeah!" In a deep meaty voice while orgasming.

The Kool-aid man, phrase. "Everything was great until he pulled a Kool-aid man on me."

by Mike Rochurds February 21, 2019

The Drool-Aid Man

The act of filling a turkey baster with boiling hot Kool-Aid and releasing it into the anal cavity. As you do this you must scream "Oh Yeah!" like The Kool-Aid Man. Can be self administered or given to your sex partner, it's up to you.

Works best with Grape or Watermelon Kool-Aid. IT DOES NOT WORK WITH LEMON-LIME

Guy: "When I ate your ass last night, it tasted like watermelon Kool-Aid."
Girl: " Oh yeah, my last partner was really into the Drool-Aid man."

by PapaDucc April 27, 2017