Keep your pimp hand strong

Be able to "Back slap yo bitch within a moments notice for the porpose of keeping her in line."

What do you mean you burned the bacon........POW....Now go put some ice on your lip bitch!

by Chuck January 5, 2005

Dont Be silly wrap your Willy

Dont BE stupid put a condom on when u are gonan have sex

Johnny i hear that ur gonna have sex ,so dont be silly wrap your willy

by moosewayne October 1, 2005

half your age plus 7

Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.

Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.

Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.

by Blubro6 April 29, 2008

you dropped your gay card

A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.

Person 1: You dropped your gay card.

Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.

Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!

by winz May 14, 2005

shove yourself up your ass

When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.

You can go shove yourself up your ass.

by Random person behind a LCD October 21, 2020

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011