Bullshit 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025

cheese ball dan

Is a fraud who will ruin your life by emotionally scaring you by telling you his isn't Dan and he doesn't like cheese ball

Cheese ball Dan makes me want to die

by Cheese ball Dan fan account 1 September 23, 2021

no balls

This phrase is used by gen z. No balls is said when a dare is said and the person given the dare won't do it.
Synonyms for no balls: You can't do it, No way you are doing it

I dare you to ask your crush out no balls

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 1, 2022

Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024

Burger balls

Contrary to public belief this is not related to meatballs, but is more closely related to balls that resemble burger meat which has been smashed deep with a meat tenderizer.

His burger balls are not presentable.

by Lashonhara August 4, 2021

AMOGUS SUSSY BALLS

SUS

person 1: SUS very amogus sussy balls
person 2: wtf you sayin?

by Amagerardin May 17, 2023