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gloob glob man

man with rolls
i passed the gloob glob man
by elivi December 6, 2019
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Johnny welly man

A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. He’s the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.
Person 1: “saw Johnny welly man today”
Person 2: “what a unit.”
by BigGman347 December 18, 2019
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horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.
Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*
by Barrel_ racer 202 February 14, 2015
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skinny man syndrome

Guys who vary from short to average height, always very skinny/low in bodyweight. They tend to be verbally and physically very aggressive in order to compensate for their feeble figure, that of which they closely correlate with their self-worth. They slam their desks when playing video games, curse out their so-called friends, and basically rage at the slightest inconvenience in life. They're usually white, have almost never been beaten as a child, and have absolutely no respect for themselves or anybody else. It's basically the more severe version of napoleon syndrome.
Henry: Yo, I heard slamming and screaming noises the whole night and I'm was on the other side of the hall.
Roommate: Ya thats my roommate, Jack, he has skinny man syndrome
by Hamburger harold November 4, 2021
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Simple Salary Man

A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.

This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.

Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.

Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020
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man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern
by slimdick September 11, 2016
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Chris The thicc man

when a phat nibba is very cool and very epic because he is gay lol go fuck asher you gay kid.
Asher: hey chris

Chris: who the fuck you calling Chris

Asher: my bad chris the thicc man
by Nword Pass Dealer November 12, 2019
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