Orangutan BALLS

These things are quite fascinating to the human eye, they can be shriveled hairy or just chill😎. and don’t be afraid to take a bite of those juicy cherry’s. Also remember size doesn’t matter!!!

Jerry would not stop staring at those ORANGUTAN BALLS.

by Cookie 37 July 22, 2022

ball anchor

Placing your balls in the pocket of your gym shorts, in the event that your gym shorts are loose, to keep them upon your waiste.

"These shorts are so big i had to use a ball anchor to them up in gym class."

by rtow December 14, 2007

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.

Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!

by kite.kite.kowai April 26, 2022

Balls and dick

Dick and balls

I love balls and dick in my big boy mouth

by balls and dic kk August 23, 2020

Wrecking Ball

The new Russian national anthem after their humiliating defeat at the hands of Ukrainians.

Yuri: Comrades, ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the national anthem

Audience: I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in…
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me (sad face, sad face)

by Barok Espinoza May 5, 2022

Man Balls

21-29 year old balls. Balls that have matured over a boys life, stating that he is no longer tight. Tight innocence has been out grown, and now can be identified as MAN BALLS. With this a man’s testicles are now able to bust properly and have the ability to be milked to a full potential. Man balls is something to be happy and proud of, at this time we are studying what comes after 29 years old.

For additional information about man balls please contact your health professional.

Dan: “I have Man balls”
Alex: “No you don’t you are 37, also girls 10 years younger than you want man balls not what you have”
Juan: “My balls get busted and skewered all the time”

Alex: “I love a good old ball busting session with my big pair of man balls”
Juan: “Me too”

Dan: :|

by CMBD_MD May 28, 2024