nosaj syndrome

A critical condition in which a guy likes to whack his dick off of inanimate objects, such as household appliances, steering wheels, tables, etc.

My boyfriend keeps whacking his dick off of the kitchen table, I think he has Nosaj syndrome!

by SeñorSauce June 18, 2017

Barden-Syndrome

When a person is walking very slow taking them multiple days to get to a location.

“Sorry it took us multiple days to get to this location, it’s because we’re walking so slow we have Barden-Syndrome”

by Bardizzy18 March 22, 2025

Rona-syndrome

acquiescence to oppression + mind control

lack of critical thinking + lack of empathy lack of love for humanity + heavy metals

lack of understanding of freedom + nonchalance

consent to anything from gov + Stockholm syndrome

TV over family and friends + lack of research

sleepwalking to dystopia and economic ruin.

These days, all he does is hide inside the his face glued to the TV. He's got Rona-syndrome.

by Mr Not Very Cool January 31, 2021

Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

Noun.

When you seem to not age at all or even age backwards. Usually by way of plastic surgery.

Rebecca: Wow! You actually look younger than the last time I saw you!

Sheryl: Well, I did get diagnosed with Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

by HorseJerky1776 January 5, 2020

Growy balls syndrome

when a persons balls often grow in size from filling up with cum, especially common throughout femboys, the (often times) femboys balls sloshing and rumbling the bigger they get, often paired with being sweaty and slightly smelly

"yo bro your balls are HUGE, i think you might have a case of growy balls syndrome"

by Allastorm November 7, 2025

H.T.M. Syndrome

An odd affliction named after heather theresa miller (H.T.M.) when the affected individual has a sudden need to betray all the traits traits make a person human and decides to use drugs, steal from those who are kind to them tweak 24/7 on someone elses dime but still have the audacity to become so fat they almost block out the sun, in the end only to be choked out on their flying barge by non other than Princess Leia as their own child claps in relief.

Motherfucking fat bitch must have contracted H.T.M. Syndrome! all my silverware is gone and the fridge is empty!

fat tweak bitch cock juggling thunder cunt

by TheTictocMan August 17, 2011

Sick Syndrome

When somebody had a serious, big cold and they can't stop sneezing, and they spread all over the world.

Person 1: AAAA, I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING!
Person 2: Great, I got a cold, because of you!
Person 3: Me too!
Person 1: I think I have Sick Syndrome. Did my sickness spread all over the world?
Person 2: I think it did.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019