trump nicotine syndrome

Anyone whose mother seems like she may have smoked and or drank during pregnancy.

I think that guy may have the Trump Nicotine Syndrome (TNS).

by Bobuzan December 9, 2018

Albastion’s syndrome

A situation whereby in a hetrosexual relationship the male refuses to make the first move, so the female has to instead.

Yeah that couple definitely has Albastion’s Syndrome.

by philawpol June 8, 2018

phantom discord syndrome

You hear discord messages without getting any

*discord message* “wait I didn't get a message” “must be phantom discord syndrome”

by Your_normal_bfdi_fan_hater May 21, 2022

God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.

"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."

by laser_jock January 27, 2024

Inbox distress syndrome

When opening your email inbox causes you distress because of the volume of new tasks awaiting you

Co-worker: Why are you crying?
Me: I just came back from vacay and I'm about to check my email but I lost control of my bodily functions because of the fear of what I'm about to unleash.
Co-worker: Yep, thats called Inbox distress syndrome. I get it too.

by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

tentacion-syndrome

When an artist will only be known after he/she dies

Do you know him?
Yeah..... and he is dead
Seriously??? But I,am in love with his voice
Yeah.... he is suffering from tentacion-syndrome

by KertiYeti February 11, 2021