ball crap

absurdity
babble
balderdash
baloney
poppy cock

namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community
*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves
by quetzecoatl June 23, 2021
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Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.
It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball
by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019
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Fungus Balls

by LysaJo October 31, 2015
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Red Balled

When you haven't nutted in a week and you nut and it blasts everywhere.
by cameron749 July 26, 2018
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Ball-Swap

A Ball-Swap is where you swap one or more testicles with a friend, at home. One testicle is removed and swapped with another. You can also swap a testicle with an object similar in size, like a grape or a large marble.
"We ball-swapped yesterday."
by eowilson April 29, 2024
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BiFfLe ball

a person who meets each of the following requirements in another person's life (their BiFfLe ball)

1. you are best friend deluxes
2. you are in a heterosexual, romantic, sexual and loving relationship
3. you live on the same street
4. you have at least one class together
5. you were in the same kindergarten class
6. you kiss each other (and more)
7. you initially disagree on politics (but are slowly beginning to agree on different views)
8. you begin to find an interest in something the other person loves
9. you hangout at least five times a week
10. you wrestle
Hey, that girl in my class over there who lives on the same street as me, is my girlfriend, is in my kindergarten class picture just disagreed with me on our current president's policy, then she kissed me, fucked me, made plans with me for the entire weekend, started running track, wrestled me AND copied my homework... she must be my BiFfLe ball!
by )@!$)^ December 15, 2006
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Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf
EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."
by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 14, 2022
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