Cock sleeve

People (objectivied/self-objectivied) who does/loves being penetrated by cock even when not fucked (the cock remains still)

I'm a cock sleeve

by unmrn April 29, 2025

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Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

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Booze Cock

When you get drunk off wine and fortnite and can't get it up anymore

"Josh couldn't finish with Kaitlyn last night, bad case of booze cock." "I heard that's his third time now."

by ShadyLamp109872 May 2, 2025

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Booze Cock

We all have that one friend who can never pop a stiffy while boozing!

Person 1: Bro Josh had a crazy case of booze cock the other night. Supposedly he couldn't get it up after drinking wine and playing Fortnite for only 15 minutes.

Person 2: Damn, booze cock gets the best of us..

by TheOneAndOnlyBiggest May 3, 2025

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