cocked

to look "jacked" or in great shape

he looks cocked as fuck

by bluefruitypebbles June 30, 2025

COCK

the thing your mom sucked last night (she had one too)

nice COCK

by serf YT December 13, 2023

Finney cock

The smallest type of cock, often referred to as an “ invisi-Willy” (in-viz-ee-will-ee)

“I wanted to suck it, but he had an actual Finney cock!”

“Ewww, a micro penis makes those things look like a bbc”

by Peter Peterson January 8, 2021

cock and balls

CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT REAL THE GOVERNMENT USES THEM TO SPY ON YOU.

Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

*blows up*

*both die*

by Cockandballsman69 September 12, 2022

cock

someones penis and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING THIS?!

this guys cock is huge i like it.

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

Cock Frogging

A swingers party game that requires 1 cock frog (slutty femme fatale) and 5 or more men, to be lined up laying on their backs with full mongrels while said cock frog bounces from shaft to shaft. Somewhat like the old fashioned game of leap frog.

I bet Gav will love to be a lily pad at tonight's cock frogging party.
Man: Doc, i think I've broken my dick
Doctor: Have you been cock frogging again Sir?

by robins hood March 5, 2021