There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

depical me

depical me - The misspelling of the word/Seris, despicable me

im gonna depical me touch you

by Angelissofuckngcool May 11, 2024

Fuck Me in The Ass

Having a penis use your ass for its pleasure until it orgasms.

The act is not complete unless the penis cums in the ass it is fucking. If the penis does not cum it is simply an ass pounding.

Yeah i let him fuck me in the ass.

All the way?

Well yeah it wasnt just an ass pounding

by PPinA77 January 23, 2022

make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed

by Bed wife June 22, 2023

no me

opposite of no u. used when u disagree w someone but ur still btr than the other person so u refer to urself instead of them :D

manami: guitar is better than fencing
me: no u
me: oh wait
me: NO ME

by manamidisapprovesoftaehyung January 31, 2019

Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

Subscribe to me the best haha

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Person 1: Subscribe to me the best haha Person 2: Okay! whats your username? Person 1: Thanks! also its (any name)

by Dog_water_haha March 10, 2022