Kanye Lyric Syndrome

(n.) A condition where a hip hop song is blessed with an immaculate instrumental/track, but is also cursed with bizarre or terrible lyrics, resulting in a song worshipped regardless.

Pablo: I just listened to Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 by Kanye. The vocals and beat are goated!
Taylor: Yeah, but the Kanye lyric syndrome kills the vibe – especially the stuff about the bleach and model.
Pablo: Meh. I don't even want to talk about it. Kanye is still goated. I WANNA WAKE UP WITH YOU IN MY ARMS~

by BA-BEL February 11, 2024

Bradlyn Syndrome

When a person who was once didn't have many friends or not seen gets arrested for suspected pedophilic activities

Johnathan's recent actions give sign of Bradlyn Syndrome

by Mayor of Yapsville February 13, 2024

Bradlyn Syndrome

When a person who no one knows or cares for gets involved in pedophilic activities and cause there behavior to become more intrusive

Joseph's recent actions give sign of Bradlyn Syndrome after getting arrested

by Mayor of Yapsville February 13, 2024

Crush Syndrome

A time in your life where every other girl than your CRUSH likes you. Trust me fellas, it's pretty tough and meaningless at that point. Stay STRONK!

Me: Hey, Dave, I really have a crush on Sienna. She looks so fine, is funny, and is just plain beautiful bruh.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.

Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Mirror Syndrome

When you look in mirrors, you will always see the faults in you. Regardless if it is a pimple or your eyes having lines underneath. This syndrome may or may not be curable. You just have to believe in yourself.

Me: Hey teacher, can I go to the washroom real quick?
Teacher: Sure, go fast tho.
...In Washroom...
Me: *looks in mirror* Bruh why does my forehead look so big all of a sudden. WHY IS MY HAIR SO POOFY? Omg, is this what my crush sees me like. *goes back*
Friend: You have mirror syndrome bruh.
-5 minutes later I do it again and so on-

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Timid Syndrome

Timid Syndrome is a type of syndrome which makes you timid or sound unworthy of something around your friends or your crush. This syndrome is usually curable by making yourself sound more confident and putting yourself out there more. Though the cure is uncertain, it may work.

Me: Man, Dave's dunks look good, I'm going to ask them where he got them.
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Sienna Syndrome

Sienna Syndrome is a type of syndrome where you have a crush on a girl. Once you do, you forget she is in your presence and start acting goofy, inappropriate (as a joke), and weird in front of your friends which makes you laugh. Your crush gets weirded out and there is never a chance for a second impression, though you can still come close to her if you are somewhat of her type and improve. Not guaranteed though. Men, be careful! It may be uncurable if you aren't careful and do it for long periods of time without knowing she doesn't like you for a while.

Me: *acts weird in front of friends and makes them laugh and say something just as weird back*
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.

3 MONTHS LATER...

Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024