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by tampy wampy October 16, 2021
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Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
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SEX

some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
1:i just had some good sexy sex

2:fucking die yourself
by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022
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sex

Bob: hey bro what'd you do last night?
Me: I had sex
by youregayiamtoo7364 December 30, 2022
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sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.
That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.
by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019
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Sex Rot

A foul odor that emits from a man’s crotch if he does not wash after having sex.
Darrin smells like sex rot. He must not wash have washed his throbbing member thoroughly enough after giving it to Karin.
by Kadarrin December 31, 2023
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Sex bathroom

A bathroom meant to arouse your partner, often with candles, nice soap, etc
I need a bath in the sex bathroom to freshen up, then we can fuck.
by Sexy Black Cat November 14, 2023
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