Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis

Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf

by CRITABABE July 12, 2015

Proxy-sex

When an individual sends another person or device to perform sexual actions to the respective partner. During the intercourse the individual sends commands to the person or device to which said person/device performs.

"hey dude I had some proxy-sex"
"you mean e-sex?"
"No dude, proxy-sex"

by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025

Sex Puppet

A person you can fuck whenever you want

Johnny has so many sex puppets, he can get laid whenever he wants.

by Thesster September 19, 2021

Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

Alaskan butt sex

We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus

My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday

by Juice cake April 21, 2024

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024

Sex

Sex is a way you can have babies or just a baby. Or just Impregnate a woman. Who has a fuckin' huban-

I just wanna ask, why r u shearching up sex. Do u need a person to have sex with. be honest. Pls.

by , I'm dead! ^^ November 15, 2021