You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

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not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.

Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.

by Westonbaur May 17, 2019

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cap me out

when someone tells on your cap

cap me out means, for example, i told my buddy to lie to my girlfriend and tell her im going to the store to get groceries but im really tryna get sum pussy so i told my boy to cover for me but he said hell nah he gettin pussy

by February 21, 2021

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fight me with your face

When Devin threatens to fight you with his face.

I want you to fight me with your face.

by Valatree February 20, 2018

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So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025

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