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Super Nerd syndrome

A disorder characterized by having no social apparatus, being really physically sensitive or a sensitive, hating change, obsessing about anything that isnt sportsball. It's basically just Aspergers syndrome.
Doctor: Martha, Your son has Super Nerd Syndrome
Martha: There goes my grandson...
by Chevyman95 June 21, 2025
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Grafton Derangement Syndrome

A psychological disorder that prohibits a person from using rational thought of any kind when not being able to tell the difference between right and wrong. Irrational behavior and lunacy follow shortly after first symptoms appear making that person look highly unstable.
There was a small leak in the hull of a boat fueled buy a few members of the crew with Grafton Derangement Syndrome (GDS) everyone jumped overboard and drowned instead of patching the small hole.
by 123456# July 27, 2025
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Short Cock Syndrome

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.
Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser
by Candis November 16, 2022
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Quinn Syndrome

A League of legend term pitched by 'Double Hashtag'. It is a term related to champion performance by your team opposed to the other team. In it's simplicity, it's meaning is that if a champion is played on your team, they will perform badly.

However, if that same champion is played on the opposite team, your opponent will perform superbly . A syndrome commonly found in Quinn, Lee sin , Teemo, Vayne and Draven players.
Oh man, even though last game my draven fed, I bet the enemy Team draven in this game is ganna get a penta kill, fuckin Quinn Syndrome.
by Roderick Phillips February 10, 2021
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stupid bitch syndrome

stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.
i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?
by a fucking hippy August 10, 2021
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Velma syndrome

A girl with Velma syndrome is nerdy-looking, glasses-wearing, mid-length dark haired, and generally short and somewhat curvy.

She does not exuberate feminity nor is at the center of male attention, but she is still quite attractive (usually for reasons like her intelligence, more modest dressing-style, or her mild sense of humor rather that physical appearance).

She also has inopportune moments of vulnerability where she needs extra help, care, and attention (like when Velma looses her glasses).

Basically describes a girl similar to Velma from Scooby-Doo
A: "Hey that girl's kinda hot."
B: "Yeah, but she's got Velma syndrome. She's too modest and smart for you."
A: "You're right. I need a hoe like Daphne."
by Pino Mino July 7, 2023
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Goat Syndrome

Goat syndrome a rare disease like an STD, except scientist don't know how it's contracted
you just get it.
Goat syndrome makes you insanely goated at anything you do 💯
by HoodGangMember April 9, 2024
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