Newsnap Syndrome

When your in a new place and you snapchat everything.

Man Tanner is in DC and has newsnap syndrome

by NateBar July 23, 2016

Emma Syndrome

A contagious disease that triggers your brain cells to suddenly disappear from existence. This rare phenomenon causes the victim to experience extreme stupidity and be called idiotic, stupid, dumb, worthless, invaluable, creature, abomination, hideous entity, pointless being, and many more.

Careful Vellexia... don't slurp on Emma's hole, you might get infected with Emma Syndrome.

by ddy1xn December 28, 2023

shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed

by gOD12345678901234 July 28, 2011

Arsenal Syndrome

A pattern of repeated underachievement in which an individual, team, or organization consistently invests significant resources, talent, or effort toward a goal, yet fails to attain ultimate success—often due to structural inefficiencies, psychological barriers, or chronic mismanagement.

Despite assembling a world-class roster and securing ample funding, the company suffered from Arsenal Syndrome, failing year after year to deliver a market-winning product.

by TesfayeM May 9, 2025

Neymar Syndrome

A state where a promising possibly generational talent gets cursed with an unending cycle of injury

"Reece James has the neymar syndrome"

by comradekermit December 19, 2023

Cudi Syndrome

Being an asshole to your fans for seemingly no reason

“My fans don’t name themselves sh-t. If you call yourself a “kitten” or f-cking “kittenz” that means you need to get off your phone and get a job and help your parents with the house,”
-Doja Cat suffering from Cudi Syndrome

by Funny-Valentine49 July 26, 2023

FIFA syndrome

Referring to the FIFA series of videogames. A mental state in which one desires to own or play a new entry in a game series, despite uneasy feelings regarding whether or not the sequel's new content and/or gameplay changes is enough to warrant its existence.

"I should be hesitant to buy the new Splatoon game, but my FIFA syndrome is making me otherwise."

by nokidneys September 11, 2022