"He says he's straight but walks around doing the gay hands all the time, the closet is made of glass"
by francescunt October 29, 2021
The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits
Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?
Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?
Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?
by Not straight May 04, 2019
A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.
‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’
by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018
by ThePurpleDoggo May 12, 2020
When an otherwise straight man of considerable financial means has a close, live-in (usually masculine) gay friend for camaraderie, shared hobbies, garage time and the occasional, casual sexual dalliance. The House Gay is generally a "kept man" and is lodged in a guest house or separate wing of the home from the man's primary partner.
by TheHemingwayGay June 19, 2025
Another word for an unsalted pretzel.
Person 1: “Look at that guy over with that pretzel.”
Person 2: “That’s no pretzel, that’s a gay looper. Look, there’s no salt on it.”
Person 2: “That’s no pretzel, that’s a gay looper. Look, there’s no salt on it.”
by William-295 July 27, 2022
Chester's penis enjoyed a vastly improved lifestyle once his owner became a Bronze Star Gay and upgraded his sex life from women to men.
by The Zeffster June 02, 2025