Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.

"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."

by joulukuusi December 22, 2021

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Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS)

The involuntary testicular shrivel accociated with the witness of injury

“I just got some Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS) watching that skater fall”

by Jomonster July 18, 2018

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balls

big round balls
known as testicles
under a man’s junk

“it’s hot as balls out!”

“my balls are itchy”

by randomperson82738 June 19, 2022

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A competition done by only the most fearsome and daring of them all, a group of men race to see how many braids they can make out of their ballsack hair in under a minute, world record holder with 27 braids done by “Goh fuhr ah poh” in 1856 Live in Japan.

I bet you can beat my Ball braiding record of 3 braids broski

by Joaqúin Hanzais Santos November 6, 2022

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idea ball

A Nigerian street soccer slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up not being useful to anybody usually executed with a copious amount of unnecessary finesse.

Thiago is an idea ball merchant.

by fakky January 24, 2021

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