The Despicable Me

Using someones dildo as a lightsaber in a kids fight. Prefferably used.

Kendrik: "Yo Usain Cheatin'!"
Usain: "No I am just being The Despicable Me"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021

cash me ousside howbow dah

Bhad bhabie's badass saying from Dr.Phil

older version of "im a savage, classy, boujee, nasty-"

(the gif says "catch me" but it is actually "cash me" tbh

Person 1- So what are you gonna do about it? Huh?
Person 2- cash me ousside howbow dah?????
Person 1- What does that mean?
Person 2- What I just said....

by gayhoomannojiudgeplz4865i73 September 21, 2020

me next

It is to be said after sending a picture you find hot, it means "fuck me next"

Guy 1: *sends shirtless pic*
Guy 2: ME NEXT!!!!

by lovecerisemotion September 28, 2022

Bussin me

When someone is really getting on your nerves, like a teacher, or your friends and family.

“What’s wrong bro??” “Nah, this teacher, like she really bissin me for real.” Bussin me

by B3lly2x January 30, 2020

Leave me alone

The nicer way to say "fuck off".

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?

by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023

Leave me alone

This is to everyone in my class, leave me alone and stop finding my social media account. Thank you!

To everyone in my class, leave me alone.

by Hehe.hehaw December 07, 2022