Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018

Pick-me girl

Ayn Rand

You know that book Paul Ryan loves. It was written by that pick-me girl Ayn Rand

by Hellyswife April 22, 2025

Hanging That On Me

When somebody tells you this they are saying you are accusing them of doing something without having proof

Jenna: You are cheating on me with someone else

John: I would never do such a thing, why are you hanging that on me?

by popular loner ¡ August 24, 2020

Let me find out

An expression of disbelief. Most commonly used when learning something shocking or surprising. Another way to say "I didn't know that" or "No way! "

Mom: "Will you order me a bean burrito at Taco Bell?"
Me: "Let me find out you like bean burritos!"

Friend: "My sister just won the lottery!"
Me: "Seriously? Let me find out!"

by Lucky B March 27, 2024

Me at the zoo

The first Video ever posted to YouTube recorded at the San Diego zoo, by a channel called Jawed but pronounced “Javed”
Idk why

“What you doing?”
Me: Watching Me at the Zoo

by Footylegend_310 May 1, 2025

The Despicable Me

Using someones dildo as a lightsaber in a kids fight. Prefferably used.

Kendrik: "Yo Usain Cheatin'!"
Usain: "No I am just being The Despicable Me"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

It’s the __ for me

It’s just another way of dumb cunts being bitchy and trying to sound hip with some stupid fucking black lingo thinking they’re hot shit but in reality these hoes are barely capable of forming a proper sentence like the cunts they are.

It’s the __ for me example: it’s the bigotry for me Sis!

by Hater of all women November 29, 2022