"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"
"But god loves you!"
"I’m almost finished."
"But god loves you!"
"I’m almost finished."
by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024
Your partner is lazy with their affections, actions, or refuse to do stuff for themselves while having the other partner do it for them.
1: I don't know, man. He's not doing anything with me and when we do hang out, he just asks me to get him stuff.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.
by Bluejones December 10, 2022
by Teratogen June 26, 2011
No he is
by Ohyabetcherass December 15, 2022
So let's ask me how did it happen? or how did it begin? Because I am completely clueless, but I know I love Malik forever. Here are some of the aspects that stood out to me. He is just so damn cool, like he would do insane stuff for you. And I am also crazy enough to write him hundreds and hundreds of paragraphs just for him to understand how much I love him. I am not the TYPE OF WOMAN to be clingy. I repeat, I AM NOT!! But why is it that now he is my boyfriend? I swear
I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!
I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!
HIM: Would you die for me?
ME: YES-
HIM: Actually would you live for me?
ME: YES!! with you
*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*
ME: YES-
HIM: Actually would you live for me?
ME: YES!! with you
*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*
by Obsessed with him March 08, 2023
It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is
Cooper loves kaelynn more than anything
by 69696969686968 May 06, 2019
The process of shoving items up to your ass on stream to a close relative or loved one, while they masturbate to you stretching your anus out with the said item, to the point where you are able to fit an entire bunch of bananas up your ass. Followed by you slowly shitting them out after being completely immersed within your ass.
by theknoweverything August 05, 2021