I like to have my cake and eat it too

Friends with benifits, but one of them wants the commitment and the other doesn't.

It means that like for a gurl, she likes the guy, but won't commit to him, but at the same time doesn't want him to leave. Same defintion for a guy as well.

This quote is in the Andre Nickatina song, Conversations of the Devil.

.."Meanin That I Like To Have My Cake And Eat It Too....She Said " Do You Want A Drink Nicky Baby" Yeah!... " Do You Want Me To Get It For You Baby?"

by M-Dezzy June 14, 2006

Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

by Long Johns August 25, 2013

You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.

EPISODE . . . 4

Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?

Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

by WannabeTheBloodyFoxy September 21, 2011

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018

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by Cockandballtortureisgamer November 4, 2019

I can‘t get my head around you

Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Even though I try
I can‘t get my head around you

Somewhere in the night, there‘s a light
In front of me
Heaven up above, with a shove
Abandons me
And even though I try
I fall in the river of you
You manage to bring me down too

All your faking
Shows you‘re aching

Every single day, what you say
Makes no sense to me
Letting you inside isn‘t right
Cause you‘ll mess with me
I never really know
What‘s really going inside you
I can‘t get my head around you

All your feeding
Shows you‘re bleeding

Deep inside your soul, there‘s a hole
You don‘t want to see
You‘re covering it up, like a cut
With the likes of me
You know I‘ve really tried
I can‘t do anymore about you

The cut‘s getting deeper
The hill‘s getting steeper
I guess I‘ll never know
What‘s really going on inside you
I can‘t get my head around you

by Death Menace May 24, 2022

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards?

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards? Take a willldd guess.

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards?

Only when they stop convincing children to be gay pedophiles

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022