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Gay

When somebody calls their child Eziah it means that child is gay
by k_a_d_3_n May 1, 2022
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Gay-[Flops]

A flip-flop that has any sort of rainbow/girly image on it in the men's apparel area of a store.
Dude,look at chuck's new Gay-Flops!
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Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
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Gay

Crackhead: Hes gay

Crackhead 2: it's friendship, dumbass.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 28, 2022
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Gay

someone who goes to the urinal next to another man, someone who is not 5 feet apart from his homey in the hot tub.
you: bro your sooo Gay

your homey: why

you: your 4 and a half feet away

your homey: comes out gay with you

you: comes out gay

you both: making out
by Shredded Cheese October 6, 2020
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GAY GAY GAY DISNEYGAY

GAY GAY GAY DISNEYGAY is defined as What the lead singer of weezer thought of OID and blue in 2002
by obiwaiw September 30, 2025
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gay

you.
by myneckmybacklickmy January 5, 2020
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