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Jaylynn got home to her apartment. Her roommate Maycee was already there, and she could hear moaning coming from her bedroom. She walked in and saw Maycee with her hands in her jeans. Her hand was rubbing up and down, slowly. Jaylynn was wet almost immediately. Maycee saw her looking.
“I’ve been waiting, you little bitch.” She told Jaylynn
“Still got something for me?” She asked with a grin.
Maycee shrugged. “Come find out.”
Jaylynn crossed the room in two short strides and ripped off Maycee’s jeans. She wore a lacy black thong. Maycee grabbed Jaylynn by her shirt and pulled her close. She kissed her and eventually they frenched. Jaylynn pulled of her shirt and remembered she wore no bra. Maycee just grinned at her tits.
“Take off yours, whore.” Jaylynn told her. Maycee obeyed.
Jaylynn kissed her and slowly worked her way down. She licked her nipples slowly. Maycee moaned more. Jaylynn worked down still and licked her clit.
“Your turn.” Jaylynn grinned. Maycee asked if she could use restraints. Jaylynn let her.
Maycee locked them and walked away. “Hey!!” She protested. Maycee rubbed herself and moaned.
“Get back here with my pleasure!” She yelled
Maycee finally walked over. She ate her out and kissed her breasts. They both exploded in orgasms and came. Jaylynn was released and they she climbed on top of her and humped her doggy style. They did it every night since. The sex was hot every time.
“I’ve been waiting, you little bitch.” She told Jaylynn
“Still got something for me?” She asked with a grin.
Maycee shrugged. “Come find out.”
Jaylynn crossed the room in two short strides and ripped off Maycee’s jeans. She wore a lacy black thong. Maycee grabbed Jaylynn by her shirt and pulled her close. She kissed her and eventually they frenched. Jaylynn pulled of her shirt and remembered she wore no bra. Maycee just grinned at her tits.
“Take off yours, whore.” Jaylynn told her. Maycee obeyed.
Jaylynn kissed her and slowly worked her way down. She licked her nipples slowly. Maycee moaned more. Jaylynn worked down still and licked her clit.
“Your turn.” Jaylynn grinned. Maycee asked if she could use restraints. Jaylynn let her.
Maycee locked them and walked away. “Hey!!” She protested. Maycee rubbed herself and moaned.
“Get back here with my pleasure!” She yelled
Maycee finally walked over. She ate her out and kissed her breasts. They both exploded in orgasms and came. Jaylynn was released and they she climbed on top of her and humped her doggy style. They did it every night since. The sex was hot every time.
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