I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”
by LemonSex March 17, 2023
Get the Lemon sexmug. spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
by orangeschnapp October 15, 2021
Get the spaghetti sexmug. When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job
by I love Nate’s dick August 15, 2019
Get the Eye sexmug. My name is Emily, im 16 and my boyfriend was 17. I usually hang out with him after school. One day, he was acting strange. He seemed to feel an awkward way. I asked him "Are you okay?" Before looking down and seeing his erection. I didn't want him to notice I saw, so I quickly went and said I was going to use the bathroom. I was questioning "why is he hard? Is it from another girl? He doesn't usually act like this..." And as I was questioning, he came in. "I'm sorry Emily, but I can't take it anymore... I.. want something more than a romantic relationship." I started blushing and he saw it. I guided him to my bedroom.
I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
even if I wanted to, your tight pussy wouldn't let me." He went really fast and I could feel his sperm inside me. "Ah~!, you're going to impregnate me~..." I said "You know, I wouldn't really mind." He said deviously, " Oh? So I know your true desires? You want me to impregnate you?" He went the fastest ever. Trying to make me feel as good as possible. He then came.
My mom suddenly came home. "Honey! I brought pizza rolls!" He said realizing,
"Well, we should probably get dressed."
"Yeah..."
sex story
My mom suddenly came home. "Honey! I brought pizza rolls!" He said realizing,
"Well, we should probably get dressed."
"Yeah..."
sex story
by SexStories4u March 15, 2024
Get the Sex storymug. "Dont you hate it when the anti hip hop moms start talking about og sex?"
"Yea they're fucking bitches."
"Yea they're fucking bitches."
by Epicducksruler October 16, 2019
Get the OG sexmug. One of the artist’s recurring theme is that of sexness, phrased as a gesture of positive eroticism, rather than a sexual exploitation such as populist porn.
by Vladmoiselle May 23, 2021
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