Killing Orphans

A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.

Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!

by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 11, 2022

Christmas kills

Obtaining more kills on a video game due to the fact that a large number of yonger or more inexperienced players have just received the video game for christmas.

I got a lot of "Christmas kills" today after all these newbs got the game I play for Christmas.

by Djjoojoo December 29, 2009

Killing the OJ

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.

"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."

by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015

Zombie Kill

Term used to describe the act of smoking a joint/blunt, even after it's down to the roach. It's a desperate act to smoke as much of the THC possible. Must ask permission from the original roller or from the person who threw down.

Permission to Zombie Kill the joint, sir?

Permission granted, go for it.

by monkFromTemple December 1, 2010

scrape kill

When someone comes and kills you when you are near death-generally used in video games EG Fortnite when noobs come and kill you after a fat scrap.

That boi just scrape killed me

by Fortnite boi February 19, 2018

kill mongler

1. n. A team-killer (TKer) who kills everyone on their team at the same time every round.

I hate that god damned kill mongler!!

by Concerned Citizen September 19, 2003

Kill the song

Playing the same song on repeat over and over until your friends hate it for the rest of their lives

He would suddenly take interest in an old song we all loved years ago, but proceed to just kill the song for the rest of us, playing it over and over to learn the lyrics, and then some because he’s just a psycho like that. I loved that song, I never want to hear it again.

by Dan.Solo.Chicago December 3, 2022