Twitter

Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.

Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!

You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.

"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"

"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"

"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"

by TheBraceletgirl November 22, 2021

twitter

do not use it

person 1:im gonna say dream sucks on twitter! person 2:don,t person 1:ur just dumb person 2: you will regret that once you tweet insult to dream you can,t go back person1:okay boomer *after person 1 tweeted dream sucks he gets his ip address leaked and dream stans are coming to kill him*

by super chad March 29, 2022

Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 15, 2022

Twitter

A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence

Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com

by Json1040 June 01, 2022

Twitter

The area between the twat and shitter

I would lick her Twitter

by Nej December 10, 2017

Twitter

The area between the Twat and the Shitter.

Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"

Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"

by jbizzle81 December 06, 2019

twitter

pain.

guy one:have u uninstalled twitter yet?
guy two: no i haven't and don't plan to.
guy one:that's fucking cringe dog:(

by beandaddyjuice May 11, 2021