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troll heaven

Any website that's swarming with trolls, and with nothing being done about it. Such places are only comparable to Hell itself. Examples include Yahoo Answers, YouTube, and practically any forum or message board you can imagine.
Fred: I just commented on YouTube, and now there's a swarm of trolls on my ass.
Carl: Now you know why it's troll heaven.
by TheWriter April 20, 2013
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troll definition

Definitions that trolls put on insulting words like stupid or dumbass that often say shit like "a person who looks up 'stupid' in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means" or "a person who looks up 'dumbass' in the dictionary". It's so annoying when these come up.
Guy: I'm just derping on the urban dictionary. Let's search for the word "stupid".
(typing)
Definition: A person who looks up "stupid" in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means.
Sample Sentence: You are stupid.
Guy:(really pissed now) FUCKING TROLLS!!! FUCK THESE TROLL DEFINITIONS!
by B52Stratofortress July 25, 2014
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Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.
Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.
by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014
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public trolls

Public Trolls : people who go out in public to protest and/or picket any charitable, worthwhile, and/or progressive cause in order to try to distract from the real public outrage and genuine cause for public concern and to discredit actual topics and their proponents.
Public Trolls are the kind of people who picket funerals, Occupy Wall Street Protests, and any political rally for progress, I.E. Tea Party, Westboro Baptist Church, Limbaugh's Losers, Karl's Kretins.
by Arizona Mildman December 3, 2014
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Troll Hell

A place where all trolls must go!
by silax ES December 20, 2014
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Troll Excuse

An excuse used for when someone says a stupid thing and later uses an excuse that says they were trolling to make themselves look smarter and seek to defend or justify.
A: I do not like Minecraft, IMO.
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?

C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!
by MightyandSonic January 1, 2015
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Street Troll

A dusty dirty tramp who rides the rails and the poles like a runaway and eats a bean-heavy diet; a hairy gutter dweller; a greasy possibly foreign tweaker who steals your gold in the night times; a fruck boy from the got damn skreetz.
Marcus: Are you smoking marijuana out here?

Brad: No Marcus, if you have to know we were thinking about what to get you for your birthday but now you've ruined that surprise you god damn street troll.
by Head Driver November 25, 2013
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