Matt

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour

“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”

by Dingobopper October 23, 2018

Matt

Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.

Carry me in Brawhalla Matt

by Hxmiiid June 2, 2020

Matt

A guy who has pussy ears

Matt can't take any shit-talk, he has pussy ears

by Suhhhhhh April 20, 2018

Matt

A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody

Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick

by Chaz218 February 6, 2018

Matt

A soft fella, likely does drugs. Spectacle clad, and would definitely be open to becoming a furry. His heart is a whore, and he is a stinky.

He is such a Matt, wearing a fursuit of hideous quality like that

by philliam fieri July 2, 2019

Matt call

A call that never comes

I kept waiting for the dinner he promised, but it was a Matt call

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021

Matt Cobb

the worlds most intense cobber ever

have you ever had a matt cobb?

by johnny innocent August 5, 2007