E-hipster

An E-Hipster is a person who fits both into the category of E-girl/E-boy and Hipster. DUH! It's not hard.

Oh my god! Becca is such a god damn E-Hipster!

by NoirGuy66 January 9, 2020

Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.

Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.

by pianoman682 May 11, 2013

Hipster folds

The permanent Folds that occur on the back of a hipster's beanie.

Dude, Look at those hipster folds on that guy's beanie. What a douche.

by Duke of weenies November 7, 2012

hipster twat

any hipster who tries to force their non-mainstream life on you

guy: man did you see that hipster twat over there?
girl: yeah he was trying to convince me to go vegan...

by Spiderbit April 18, 2018

Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.

1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."

by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013

Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"

A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"

by Shep June 6, 2015

Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.

Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster

by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012