take you to the dirt

beat down; taking someone down
as in beating up.

me:*nooggiesss*
mom:IMA TAKE YOU TO THE DIRT!

by annaQ October 19, 2008

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Dirt Squirrel Hunting

An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.

Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.

by KOKSman original September 30, 2011

joe dirt mullet

A "Power Mullet" featuring spikey hair up top resembling a Tina Turner look, Shaved Side Burns and a Long Shaggy Back. A look David Spade sported in the movie "Joe Dirt".

Man check out that "Joe Dirt Mullet" on that dude. He must be a Redneck.

by Foot Device Guy January 3, 2014

dirt squirrel hunter

one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.

*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.

by KeithW May 25, 2008

dirt bike shop

The one place guys can go to relax and ride with out the bother without any girls (that dont ride)

hey bob lets go ride since the girls aren’t here to bother us!
ohh burn mizz malone dirt bike shops are for guys salons are for girls!

by Biggie DD May 21, 2006

Dirt hole

Another name for a dirty person. someone who smokes alot, doesnt shower is foul mouthed, has screwed up teeth, just doesnt care about appearence at all

that guy looks like a dirt hole he's like a bum

by jim jimy james May 31, 2005