A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.
by AMO1980 January 25, 2013
Get the Shoe Warriormug. A person that usually works to manicure suburb house lawns using the tools of the trade ( lawnmowers, trimmers, etc.(the weapons)) sometimes, but not always, during weekends. Many times, but again, not always, being armed with a chest cooler full of ice and beer for the sake of hydration replenishment while at work. The verb form would be known as suburbia warriorating
Well, I better get back to the house to be a suburbia warrior today before it starts to rain.
Verb..I'll be at home today suburbia warriorating, so I won't be able to go downtown.
Verb..I'll be at home today suburbia warriorating, so I won't be able to go downtown.
by LcS1 June 25, 2025
Get the Suburbia warriormug. A term for guys on Snapchat who will add random girls from quick add and only say "Wyll" in a desperate attempt to find love.
by luv4sze July 1, 2024
Get the Wyll Warriormug. Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.
Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
Get the Dashboard Warriormug. An adult 25y+ working a minimum-wage job with full effort, especially funny when they have a university degree and expect better job offers to come flowing in soon.
Oscar: hey look at this chef in this fast food restaurant chain! he works so hard, for what?
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...
by i like thugs August 29, 2025
Get the minimum wage warriormug. some fuck ass club penguin army that died because of some stupid little shits who thought they could groom kids
at this point if you’re in IW and reading this save yourself the time you’re gonna waste and leave already
at this point if you’re in IW and reading this save yourself the time you’re gonna waste and leave already
by iloveclubpenguinarmybattlegrou August 25, 2025
Get the Ice Warriorsmug. by Harry.W January 18, 2023
Get the Snowbunny warriormug.