Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.

He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.

by Nihimba November 2, 2025

Taint-liquor

The juice dripping from a prolapsed anus.

Don't get your taint-liquor on me it stinks.
And
Your taint-liqour don't taint great.

by Azreal08 November 14, 2025

M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.

I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

Taint Pillow

Biker shorts with extra padding, spanning the fleashy fun bridge and preventing friction and gluteal fatigue.

Taint Pillows are essentially kneepads for your Gooch.

by WeirdnotQuirky December 19, 2025